Friday, August 16, 2013

Today is Tell a Joke Day!

Yes, today is, "Tell a Joke Day", since I'm from Michigan, I thought I'd share with you Jeff Foxworthy's, "You Might Live in Michigan If . . . " joke with you . . . get ready to laugh!

You Might Live In Michigan, If . . . 
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping the food will swim by.
If you're proud your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Pelston is the coldest spot in the nation.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March.
If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year.
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead.
If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches.
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number.

You know you're a true MICHIGANIAN when.............
"Vacation" means going up north on I-75.
You measure distance in hours.
You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including  weddings).
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
Down South to you means Ohio
A brat is something you eat.
Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
You go out to fish fry every Friday.
Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
You drink pop and bake with soda.
Your doctor tells you to drink Vernors and you know it's not medicine.
You know what a Yooper is.
You think owning a Honda is un-American.
You know that UP is a place not a direction
You know it's possible to live in a thumb.
You understand when visiting Detroit, the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.

I'd add one more . . . You might live in Michigan if you use your hand as a map to show people where you live! So, what is your favorite joke? Share it with someone because today is, Tell a Joke Day!

2 comments:

  1. The Rev. Billy Graham tells of a time early in his career when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was.

    When the boy told him, Rev. Graham thanked him and said, “If you’ll come to the Baptist church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to Heaven.”

    “I don’t think I’ll be there,” the boy said. “You don’t even know your way to the post office.”

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    1. Thank you for sharing, Lori - made me laugh! :-D

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