Tuesday, August 14, 2018

National Tell a Joke Day is Two Days Away

Thursday, August 16th, is National Tell a Joke Day, so in leading up to this fun day, worthy of celebration, I thought it may be fun to share a few jokes with you . . .
  • What do you call cheese that’s not yours? - Nach-o cheese.
  • What time do ducks wake up? - At the quack of dawn!
  • What do you call a blind dinosaur? - A do-you-think-he-saw-us.
  • How do you catch a whole school of fish? - With bookworms.
  • What do cows read? - Cattle-logs.
  • What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? - Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Well, these are just a few jokes to get you started. What is one of your favorite jokes?

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