Today is National Tell a Joke Day!

Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue. 

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investi-gator.

Okay, well, Today is National Tell a Joke Day, so I thought I'd share a few jokes from the Today Show's Jokes for Kids - you will find more at this link, because of course, one big way to celebrate Tell a Joke Day, is by telling jokes!

You will find out more about Tell a Joke Day at this link, but basically telling jokes will do one of two things, make the people around you laugh (which is a positive thing and good for our health), or leave people thinking you are somewhat annoying. But, hopefully the first option is the one which will go with you telling jokes, so here are a few more . . .    

1. What did the dog magician say? Lab-racadabra!
2. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies
3. What did the little corn say to the mama corn? I miss pop corn.
4. Knock, knock! Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.

• Well, these are enough - enjoy National Tell a Joke Day!